If everyone lit just one small fart,
Throughout the world tonight.
Glowing light would fill my heart ❤,
And the Earth would be so bright.
If each man would set a fart afire,
While bending down with grace,
I could not help but to admire,
The grimace on your face.
If all would a fart incinerate,
And I mean all at once.
I'm sure it would be our fate,
To puke out all our lunch.
But a glow would appear in the atmosphere,
Like the Aurora Borealis.
And all the Earth would cheer,
While observing the flaming gases.
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