BUBBLES IN MY BATHTUB

I sit lounging and enjoying my bath
The warm soothing water, the gentle suds, the slow drip of the leaky faucet.
This is a time to relax and enjoy life
My soul is one with the gentle, friendly bubbles

But suddenly...What is this!!!
Sinister, warlike, bubbles have surfaced!!

Emitting a foul odor... From where do they come??? 

Interrupting my perfect tranquility!! 

Stale and horribly they attack

each bursting with the fetid odor of rotten eggs

Why me??? Why my bath?

 I cry..
So unfair, so foul...
Then I recall.. 

yesterday's foray to that new restaurant of Polish Sausage and African Jungle Greens

My fault!!!Why God?..
I slowly raise my 357 caliber hand gun to my temple 

and ...