Ever thought you were secretly a vampire with a greater destiny? Or perhaps you were sent on Earth to remove the vampire scourge once and for all?
Take the quiz to uncover your destiny!
Q1
Do you have an unusual thirst for sweet blood?
A) 24/7, baby!
B) Occasionally, when I dream of Edward Cullen!
C) I prefer sweet tea, thank you very much!
D) Never ever, thank the Lord!
Q2
Do you have a penchant for biting people on the neck?
A) Always!
B) I'd try it once.
C) Thankfully, no!
D) Neck!? Wait till I chop off your head and shove your mouth with silver and garlic!
Q3
Do you have two unusually long, sharp teeth?
A) Hell yeah! Are you volunteering your neck?
B) If only I can find a good dentist to sharpen them pronto!
C) Can you take a closer look, please? Do they look sharp to you?
D) Hell no! I definitely do not have vampire fangs!
Q4
When I see blood, I...
A) Jump up, lick my lips and dance
B) Look on with a morbid fascination
C) Run in the opposite direction
D) Pull out my weapons and go hunting... I know there's a vampire close by!
Q5
How often do you dream of vampires?
A) Every nanosecond!
B) Vampires? I wouldn't mind
C) Once in a blood moon
D) I got better things to dream about... Like killing them!
Q6
What would happen If a vampire appears suddenly in front of you?
A) Your heartbeat shoots up uncontrollably out of sheer joy!
B) You nervously look in your pockets for pen & paper in order to get his autograph
C) You freeze and piss in your pants out of sheer fear!
D) You roll your sleeves up and get ready to kick its ass!
Q7
At 1am in the morning, you find two, fiery-red eyes staring at you from the other side of your bedroom? What do you do?
A) Jump out of bed and run towards them laughing!
B) Stare back trying to fake a smile!
C) Throw your bedside lamp and your Bible towards it as hard as you can!
D) Do "C", hurl a million ungodly obscenities at it and decide to make it your life's ambition to eradicate vampires and people with fiery-red eyes!
Q8
What's your first instinct when you see a crucifix?
A) Turn it upside down and call Valak's name out loud!
B) Want to wear it around my neck
C) Wanna touch it and hold it close.
D) Grab it and thrust it deep into the beating heart of a vampire!
Q9
What's your favourite book/novel?
A) Dracula by Bram Stoker
B) The Twilight novels by Stephenie Meyer
C) Animal Farm by George Orwell
D) None of the above! I'm writing my own masterpiece on how to slay vampires!
Q10
Does the name Transylvania mean anything to you?
A) Oh, home sweet home!
B) Is that where vampire lives?
C) Oh, that's a cute cartoon!
D) From ashes to ashes, dust to dust; Curse that hellhole, destroy it I must!
How did you score...?
Mostly A's
Welcome to my castle! You are undoubtedly a vampire of the purest breed!
Mostly B's
You're not a pure vampire breed. You'll have more fun at the Cullen mansion!
Mostly C's
You don't hate me nor love me. I think we can co-exist peacefully!
Mostly D's
Holy mother of all things green and sparkly! You are the pure descendant of Abraham Van Helsing! Come catch me if you can!
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